Dependency Hell

[Verse 1] I had visions, I was in them Modules loading without permission Circular imports in collision The stack trace loops infinitely Dependencies on dependencies Versions clash, my sanity's in jeopardy And when I feel a bit sassy I pull the latest build just to see who's laughing (No one ever is) [Chorus] I'm not stuck, but I'm not free And I'm on fire 'cause this dependency I'm not stuck, but I'm not free And it's a sin to debug endlessly [Verse 2] Been around the repo, and I've found Every library pulls a circus down Critical patches still unbound And the maintainers? All have skipped town The docs are cryptic, PRs are stale I'm clawing at the edge of the command line rail Just one more build, I'll prevail But the linker screams, and I'm sent back to jail [Chorus] [Bridge] Paranoia, paranoia Every build tool's out to destroy ya Module conflicts come to get me Every merge turns out messy The logs are whispers in my head Cryptic notes from the walking dead "Update the chain," they said But the agony and irony, they kill me instead [Chorus] [Outro] Version locked and breaking builds A patching war, my patience killed A thousand files, none resolve I pull the plug; it won't evolve (One, two, three, four!)